A Story for Valentine's Day
By Jo Ann Larsen
Larry and Jo Ann were an ordinary couple. They lived
in an ordinary house on an ordinary street. Like any other
ordinary couple, they struggled to make ends meet and to do
the right things for their children.
They were ordinary in yet another way - they had their
squabbles. Much of their conversation concerned what was
wrong in their marriage and who was to blame.
Until one day when a most extraordinary event took
place.
"You know, Jo Ann, I've got a magic chest of drawers.
Every time I open them, they're full of socks and
underwear," Larry said. "I want to thank you for filling
them all these years."
Jo Ann stared at her husband over the top of her
glasses. "What do you want, Larry?"
"Nothing. I just want you to know I appreciate those
magic drawers."
This wasn't the first time Larry had done something
odd, so Jo Ann pushed the incident out of her mind until a
few days later.
"Jo Ann, thank you for recording so many correct check
numbers in the ledger this month. You put down the right
numbers 15 out of 16 times. That's a record."
Disbelieving what she had heard, Jo Ann looked up from
her mending. "Larry, you're always complaining about my
recording the wrong check numbers. Why stop now?"
"No reason. I just wanted you to know I appreciate
the effort you're making."
Jo Ann shook her head and went back to her mending.
"What's got into him?" she mumbled to herself.
Nevertheless, the next day when Jo Ann wrote a check
at the grocery store, she glanced at her checkbook to
confirm that she had put down the right check number. "Why
do I suddenly care about those dumb check numbers?" she
asked herself.
She tried to disregard the incident, but Larry's
strange behavior intensified.
"Jo Ann, that was a great dinner," he said one
evening. "I appreciate all your effort. Why, in the past
15 years I'll bet you've fixed over 14,000 meals for me and
the kids."
Then "Gee, Jo Ann, the house looks spiffy. You've
really worked hard to get it looking so good." And even
"Thanks, Jo Ann, for just being you. I really enjoy your
company."
Jo Ann was growing worried. "Where's the sarcasm, the
criticism?" she wondered.
Her fears that something peculiar was happening to her
husband were confirmed by 16-year-old Shelly, who
complained, "Dad's gone bonkers, Mom. He just told me I
looked nice. With all this makeup and these sloppy
clothes, he still said it. That's not Dad, Mom. What's
wrong with him?"
Whatever was wrong, Larry didn't get over it. Day in
and day out he continued focusing on the positive.
Over the weeks, Jo Ann grew more accustomed to her
mate's unusual behavior and occasionally even gave him a
grudging "Thank you." She prided herself on taking it all
in stride, until one day something so peculiar happened,
she became completely discombobulated:
"I want you to take a break," Larry said. "I am going
to do the dishes. So please take your hands off that
frying pan and leave the kitchen."
(Long, long pause.) "Thank you, Larry. Thank you
very much!"
Jo Ann's step was now a little lighter, her self-
confidence higher and once in a while she hummed. She
didn't seem to have as many blue moods anymore. "I rather
like Larry's new behavior," she thought.
That would be the end of the story except one day
another most extraordinary event took place. This time it
was Jo Ann who spoke.
"Larry," she said, "I want to thank you for going to
work and providing for us all these years. I don't think
I've ever told you how much I appreciate it."
Larry has never revealed the reason for his dramatic
change of behavior no matter how hard Jo Ann has pushed for
an answer, and so it will likely remain one of life's
mysteries. But it's one I'm thankful to live with.
You see, I am Jo Ann.
By Jo Ann Larsen
Larry and Jo Ann were an ordinary couple. They lived
in an ordinary house on an ordinary street. Like any other
ordinary couple, they struggled to make ends meet and to do
the right things for their children.
They were ordinary in yet another way - they had their
squabbles. Much of their conversation concerned what was
wrong in their marriage and who was to blame.
Until one day when a most extraordinary event took
place.
"You know, Jo Ann, I've got a magic chest of drawers.
Every time I open them, they're full of socks and
underwear," Larry said. "I want to thank you for filling
them all these years."
Jo Ann stared at her husband over the top of her
glasses. "What do you want, Larry?"
"Nothing. I just want you to know I appreciate those
magic drawers."
This wasn't the first time Larry had done something
odd, so Jo Ann pushed the incident out of her mind until a
few days later.
"Jo Ann, thank you for recording so many correct check
numbers in the ledger this month. You put down the right
numbers 15 out of 16 times. That's a record."
Disbelieving what she had heard, Jo Ann looked up from
her mending. "Larry, you're always complaining about my
recording the wrong check numbers. Why stop now?"
"No reason. I just wanted you to know I appreciate
the effort you're making."
Jo Ann shook her head and went back to her mending.
"What's got into him?" she mumbled to herself.
Nevertheless, the next day when Jo Ann wrote a check
at the grocery store, she glanced at her checkbook to
confirm that she had put down the right check number. "Why
do I suddenly care about those dumb check numbers?" she
asked herself.
She tried to disregard the incident, but Larry's
strange behavior intensified.
"Jo Ann, that was a great dinner," he said one
evening. "I appreciate all your effort. Why, in the past
15 years I'll bet you've fixed over 14,000 meals for me and
the kids."
Then "Gee, Jo Ann, the house looks spiffy. You've
really worked hard to get it looking so good." And even
"Thanks, Jo Ann, for just being you. I really enjoy your
company."
Jo Ann was growing worried. "Where's the sarcasm, the
criticism?" she wondered.
Her fears that something peculiar was happening to her
husband were confirmed by 16-year-old Shelly, who
complained, "Dad's gone bonkers, Mom. He just told me I
looked nice. With all this makeup and these sloppy
clothes, he still said it. That's not Dad, Mom. What's
wrong with him?"
Whatever was wrong, Larry didn't get over it. Day in
and day out he continued focusing on the positive.
Over the weeks, Jo Ann grew more accustomed to her
mate's unusual behavior and occasionally even gave him a
grudging "Thank you." She prided herself on taking it all
in stride, until one day something so peculiar happened,
she became completely discombobulated:
"I want you to take a break," Larry said. "I am going
to do the dishes. So please take your hands off that
frying pan and leave the kitchen."
(Long, long pause.) "Thank you, Larry. Thank you
very much!"
Jo Ann's step was now a little lighter, her self-
confidence higher and once in a while she hummed. She
didn't seem to have as many blue moods anymore. "I rather
like Larry's new behavior," she thought.
That would be the end of the story except one day
another most extraordinary event took place. This time it
was Jo Ann who spoke.
"Larry," she said, "I want to thank you for going to
work and providing for us all these years. I don't think
I've ever told you how much I appreciate it."
Larry has never revealed the reason for his dramatic
change of behavior no matter how hard Jo Ann has pushed for
an answer, and so it will likely remain one of life's
mysteries. But it's one I'm thankful to live with.
You see, I am Jo Ann.
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